Is it just summer, or is it a new phase of learning for the Hansens? I don't know. All I do know is that we had a very rough week. Here are some lessons we learned.
1. You don't hit random kids at the McDonald's play land (even if they hit you first). You will leave without getting ice cream.
2. You don't sneak in the neighbor's garage when they're not home to 'rob' them of their popsicles, your brother will tell on you and there will be trouble.
3. You don't throw a doll house toy at your invited play date guest. It will cause a goose egg, he will be sad and want to go home early.
4. If you have too many mishaps in one day, your mom and dad will not take you to the carnival like you thought they would. You will be sad.
5. You do not start a random water fight at Dad's family reunion. Kids will be wet and upset. Mom will not be happy when another parent at the playground tells her that you repeatedly keep dumping water down the slide and none of the kids like it.
6. If you don't stop bugging the little girl at mom's lunch with her friends, she will bite you. It will hurt and draw blood.
7. If you stay up to watch the fireworks until 10:30 at night, you will be tired and ornery at church the next morning. Mom and dad will not be happy.
8. If you don't stop kissing, touching, bugging your baby sister, your mom will go crazy, and that is not pretty.
I'm sure there are more, but I may have blocked them out at this point. Here's to hoping for a better week.
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